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Friday, November 28, 2025

Bloopers From the Christmas Program


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Blooper 1:

🎬 Scene: The Tangle Before the Tidings

INT. BETHLEHEM HILLSIDE – NIGHT

Soft lanterns flicker across a moonlit field. Two young shepherds — Micah and Eli — tiptoe through the grass, their sandals squishing in the dew. They’re supposed to be watching sheep, but their staffs have other plans.

MICAH (whispers) “Careful, Eli. We don’t want to wake the lambs.”

ELI (grinning) “I’m careful! You’re the one swinging your staff like a sword.”

They turn a corner — and clink! — their crooks hook together. A moment of silence. Then…

MICAH & ELI (together) “Oh no…”

They tug. Twist. Spin. The staffs won’t budge. The boys stumble in circles, giggling and whispering, trying not to wake the flock.

Suddenly, a sheep bleats.

SHEEP “Baaa!”

MICAH “Shhh! You’ll wake the stars!”

The boys freeze. Then burst into laughter. Their staffs finally untangle — just as a brilliant light floods the hillside.

Cue Music: Soft angelic chorus

A host of angels appears above, glowing with joy. The boys drop their staffs and stare, wide-eyed.

ANGEL (gentle voice) “Fear not. For unto you is born this day… a Savior.”

Micah and Eli glance at each other — still tangled in giggles — and nod solemnly.

ELI “Guess we better follow that star.”

MICAH “Just… no more staff tricks.”

They grab their crooks, now held with reverence, and tiptoe toward Bethlehem — sheep trailing behind like a fluffy parade.

Blooper 2:

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🎬 Scene: The Angel’s Commentary

INT. HEAVENLY SKY – NIGHT

The angel, still adjusting the halo that keeps slipping, steps forward into a spotlight of starlight. The choir hushes. The angel looks directly at the audience, wings fluttering with excitement.

ANGEL (laughing softly) “Oh, you should’ve seen it! I mean, really — one moment I was floating gracefully, and the next… plop! My halo slid right down over my eyes. I couldn’t see a thing! So what did I do? I danced. I twirled. I tried to keep it in place, and the children below thought it was part of the show!”

The angel pauses, halo wobbling again, and grins.

ANGEL (with emotion) “And that’s the beauty of it — joy sneaks in when you least expect it. The laughter wasn’t a mistake. It was a gift. Because sometimes the funniest moments remind us that heaven’s light shines brightest when we’re not perfect, but playful.”

The angel spins once more, halo sliding dangerously low, then catches it with a dramatic flourish.

ANGEL (mock serious, then bursting into giggles) “See? Even angels have bloopers. And oh, it was hilarious — because laughter is holy too.”

The choir erupts in gentle chuckles, stars twinkle brighter, and the angel bows with exaggerated grace, halo finally steady.

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🎬 Scene: Donkey’s Delightful Detour

INT. SCHOOL AUDITORIUM – NIGHT

The lights dim. A hush falls over the audience. The spotlight lands on a small child in a donkey costume, center stage, blinking at the crowd with wide, innocent eyes.

DONKEY (child voice, full of wonder) “Okay, okay… I know what you’re thinking. I was supposed to walk straight across the stage. But did you see that flower prop? It smelled like marshmallows!”

The child-donkey sniffs dramatically, then turns to the audience with a grin.

DONKEY (giggling) “And then I saw Mrs. Jenkins in the front row — she waved! So I waved back. And then I saw the baby Jesus doll and thought, ‘He looks cold!’ So I tried to nuzzle him. But my tail got stuck in the hay.”

CUT TO: FLASHBACK MONTAGE

  • The donkey sniffing a giant paper flower.

  • The donkey waving at the audience.

  • The donkey gently nudging the manger.

  • The narrator whispering, “Just keep walking, sweetheart…”

  • The donkey spinning in a circle, tail tangled in tinsel.

BACK TO STAGE

DONKEY (with pride) “It was the scenic route, okay? I gave joy. I gave drama. I gave… donkey.”

The audience bursts into laughter. The choir giggles behind their hymnals. Even the narrator chuckles.

DONKEY (softly, with emotion) “And you know what? Everyone laughed. And it felt like love. Because sometimes, the best part of the story… is the part you didn’t plan.”

The donkey bows. The haloed angel claps. The curtain falls.


Susan Barker Nikitenko  Nov, 2025© CoMBANNABENNMRMPMGEOPPAST545# 90

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Wednesday, November 26, 2025

“The Christmas Program That Almost Fell Apart” *

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“The Christmas Program That Almost Fell Apart”


No one really knew how hard it is to get through a Christmas program. To the audience, it looked polished, sweet, and angelic — children in robes, candles glowing, voices rising in harmony. But behind the curtain, it was chaos. Costumes tangled, lines forgotten, props misplaced. And yet, somehow, God stitched the whole mess into a tapestry of joy.

The candle was the first crisis. A little LED light, meant to flicker like holy fire, refused to shine. The children puffed their cheeks and blew with all their might, pretending it was magic. The audience chuckled at their flair, but backstage, hearts raced. The candle sat there. Silent. Stubborn. The children froze. The audience leaned forward…

Enter Mrs. Polly, the unsung hero. She rummaged through the storage cabinet like a soldier on a mission, pulling out ribbons, tape, and finally — batteries. With a triumphant grin, she smuggled them to the children. Suddenly, the stubborn candle flickered alive. The kids threw their arms wide: “Tadaaaaa!” The audience erupted in applause, never knowing the panic that had preceded the glow.

But the candle wasn’t the only mishap. One child, rushing to their mark, stepped squarely into a plate of cheesecake left from the fellowship hall. The creamy mess clung to their shoe like glue. Instead of hiding it, the child whispered loudly, “Cheesecake on my shoe — now I’m a walking dessert!” The audience roared with laughter, thinking it was part of the script.

Another child forgot their line and improvised with flair: “And lo, the shepherds… um… saw sheep. Lots of sheep. Everywhere!” The audience smiled tenderly, because sometimes honesty is funnier than perfection. The forgotten line became a moment of pure charm, and parents leaned in with pride at the courage it took to keep going.

Then came the halo disaster. One angel’s halo slipped lower and lower until it rested on their nose. The child squinted, trying to keep singing while the crooked halo bobbed like a comedy prop. Another angel whispered, “Don’t move — you’ll break the holy antenna!” The audience giggled, but the children pressed on, halos tilted and hearts lifted.

Backstage, teachers whispered frantic cues, shepherds argued over who got the tallest staff, and Mrs. Polly nearly tripped over a box of costumes. Yet on stage, it looked seamless. The audience saw children bowing gracefully, voices blending, and candles glowing. They saw harmony. We saw chaos.

And isn’t that the way God works? He takes our tangled mess, our forgotten lines, our cheesecake shoes, and tilted halos, and turns them into something beautiful. To us, it feels like failure. To Him, it’s ministry. The audience doesn’t see the panic — they see the joy.

The tender moments were just as powerful. A shy child whispered their solo so softly that the microphone barely caught it. But the hush in the room was holy. Parents leaned forward, hearts swelling, because vulnerability is more moving than volume.

By the end, the children bowed together — candle glowing, cheesecake shoe shining, halos tilted, and voices ringing. The audience clapped with delight, never knowing how close the program had come to unraveling. And in that applause, we felt God’s smile. Ministry is never perfect. It’s messy, chaotic, and full of bloopers. But God helps us shine anyway. He turns dead bulbs into glowing candles, forgotten lines into laughter, and cheesecake shoes into unforgettable memories. The cutest things happen on stage at a Christmas program — not because we are flawless, but because He is faithful.

🌟 Final Scene: “God Sent Us Love”

(Children are gathered around the manger. The candlelight flickers. The star above glows with the words: “God Sent Us Love.”)

Narrator (gentle, rising in tone): The candle glows… The star shines… And the message is clear: God sent us Love.

(Children lift their candles together, forming a circle of light around the manger. One child whispers, “Look, it’s glowing everywhere!”)

Narrator (softly, then with strength): And His light still shines — on and on — in all who believe.

(The children begin humming “Silent Night.” The harmony is imperfect, but tender. The star glows brighter as the lights dim to candlelight. The audience sees only the manger, the children, and the star above.)

Narrator (final line): This is Christmas. Not that we were perfect… But that His perfect Love came to us.


chaos = "kay-oss"

 Option 1: 

Spiritual Anchor for the Program

Narrator’s Closing Lines (spoken with reverence): “Even with crooked halos, cheesecake shoes, and forgotten lines, the children gathered at the manger. Because Christmas is not about perfection — it is about God’s perfect gift. Our bloopers remind us that His grace shines brightest in our weakness.”

 Scripture (KJV):

  • “For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.” — Luke 2:11
  • “My grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weakness.” — 2 Corinthians 12:9

Application Thought: Life, like the Christmas program, is full of bloopers. But God takes our chaos and turns it into harmony. He doesn’t ask for perfection — He asks for faithfulness. The manger reminds us that the Savior came into a messy world to bring perfect peace.

Option 2:

Life, like that Christmas program, is never flawless. Candles refuse to shine, shoes step in cheesecake, halos tilt, and words slip away. Yet those “bloopers” are not failures — they are reminders that God delights in using the imperfect to display His perfect grace. The audience saw harmony because God turned chaos into joy. That’s the miracle of ministry, and the miracle of life.

Scripture that captures this truth (KJV):

  • “My grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weakness.” — 2 Corinthians 12:9

  • “But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise.” — 1 Corinthians 1:27

  • “And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God.” — Romans 8:28

Application: Every day has its bloopers. A forgotten word in conversation, a plan that falls apart, a moment where we feel clumsy or inadequate. But God is not asking for perfection — He is asking for faithfulness. He takes our cheesecake shoes and crooked halos and turns them into testimonies of His joy.

Comment from the heart: The beauty of your story is that it teaches us to laugh at life’s bloopers, to treasure the tender moments, and to trust that God is weaving it all together for His glory. What feels like chaos to us often looks like harmony to Him.

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What We Learn From This Story

Lesson:
The Christmas program reminds us that ministry is never perfect. Candles fail, cheesecake lands on shoes, halos tilt, and lines are forgotten. Yet God takes our chaos and turns it into joy. What looks like failure backstage becomes harmony on stage.


Biblical Example

Think of the disciples feeding the five thousand. They didn’t have enough food, only five loaves and two fishes. To them, it looked like chaos and insufficiency. Yet Jesus blessed the little they had, and it became more than enough.

  • KJV Verse:
    “And they did all eat, and were filled: and they took up of the fragments that remained twelve baskets full.” — Matthew 14:20

Just as Jesus multiplied loaves, He multiplies our small efforts — even bloopers — into blessings.


 Another Example of Weakness Turned to Strength

Paul reminds us that God’s strength is revealed in our weakness.

  • KJV Verse:
    “And he said unto me, My grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weakness.” — 2 Corinthians 12:9

The cheesecake shoe, the crooked halo, the stubborn candle — all weaknesses. Yet in those moments, God’s grace shone brighter than any perfect performance.


 Application Reading

  • When your “candle won’t light,” remember: God is the true Light.
    “Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.” — John 8:12
  • When your “shoe gets cheesecake,” remember: joy often comes through unexpected messes.
    “A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.” — Proverbs 17:22
  • When your “halo tilts,” remember: God doesn’t require perfection, only faithfulness.
    “But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty.” — 1 Corinthians 1:27

Conclusion Takeaway

The audience saw harmony, but we knew chaos. That’s the miracle: God transforms backstage panic into front‑stage praise. Ministry is not about flawless delivery — it’s about faithful hearts. The bloopers became blessings because they revealed joy, humility, and God’s sufficiency.


Susan Barker Nikitenko  Nov, 2025© CoMBANNABENNMRMPMGEOPPAST545# 89

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