Blooper 1:
🎬 Scene: The Tangle
Before the Tidings
INT. BETHLEHEM HILLSIDE – NIGHT
Soft lanterns flicker across a moonlit field. Two young
shepherds — Micah and Eli — tiptoe through the grass, their
sandals squishing in the dew. They’re supposed to be watching sheep, but their
staffs have other plans.
MICAH (whispers) “Careful, Eli. We don’t want to wake
the lambs.”
ELI (grinning) “I’m careful! You’re the one swinging
your staff like a sword.”
They turn a corner — and clink! — their crooks hook
together. A moment of silence. Then…
MICAH & ELI (together) “Oh no…”
They tug. Twist. Spin. The staffs won’t budge. The boys
stumble in circles, giggling and whispering, trying not to wake the flock.
Suddenly, a sheep bleats.
SHEEP “Baaa!”
MICAH “Shhh! You’ll wake the stars!”
The boys freeze. Then burst into laughter. Their staffs
finally untangle — just as a brilliant light floods the hillside.
Cue Music: Soft angelic chorus
A host of angels appears above, glowing with joy. The boys
drop their staffs and stare, wide-eyed.
ANGEL (gentle voice) “Fear not. For unto you is born
this day… a Savior.”
Micah and Eli glance at each other — still tangled in
giggles — and nod solemnly.
ELI “Guess we better follow that star.”
MICAH “Just… no more staff tricks.”
They grab their crooks, now held with reverence, and tiptoe
toward Bethlehem — sheep trailing behind like a fluffy parade.
Blooper 2:
🎬 Scene: The Angel’s Commentary
INT. HEAVENLY SKY – NIGHT
The angel, still adjusting the halo that keeps slipping, steps forward into a spotlight of starlight. The choir hushes. The angel looks directly at the audience, wings fluttering with excitement.
ANGEL (laughing softly) “Oh, you should’ve seen it! I mean, really — one moment I was floating gracefully, and the next… plop! My halo slid right down over my eyes. I couldn’t see a thing! So what did I do? I danced. I twirled. I tried to keep it in place, and the children below thought it was part of the show!”
The angel pauses, halo wobbling again, and grins.
ANGEL (with emotion) “And that’s the beauty of it — joy sneaks in when you least expect it. The laughter wasn’t a mistake. It was a gift. Because sometimes the funniest moments remind us that heaven’s light shines brightest when we’re not perfect, but playful.”
The angel spins once more, halo sliding dangerously low, then catches it with a dramatic flourish.
ANGEL (mock serious, then bursting into giggles) “See? Even angels have bloopers. And oh, it was hilarious — because laughter is holy too.”
The choir erupts in gentle chuckles, stars twinkle brighter, and the angel bows with exaggerated grace, halo finally steady.
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🎬 Scene: Donkey’s Delightful Detour
INT. SCHOOL AUDITORIUM – NIGHT
The lights dim. A hush falls over the audience. The spotlight lands on a small child in a donkey costume, center stage, blinking at the crowd with wide, innocent eyes.
DONKEY (child voice, full of wonder) “Okay, okay… I know what you’re thinking. I was supposed to walk straight across the stage. But did you see that flower prop? It smelled like marshmallows!”
The child-donkey sniffs dramatically, then turns to the audience with a grin.
DONKEY (giggling) “And then I saw Mrs. Jenkins in the front row — she waved! So I waved back. And then I saw the baby Jesus doll and thought, ‘He looks cold!’ So I tried to nuzzle him. But my tail got stuck in the hay.”
CUT TO: FLASHBACK MONTAGE
The donkey sniffing a giant paper flower.
The donkey waving at the audience.
The donkey gently nudging the manger.
The narrator whispering, “Just keep walking, sweetheart…”
The donkey spinning in a circle, tail tangled in tinsel.
BACK TO STAGE
DONKEY (with pride) “It was the scenic route, okay? I gave joy. I gave drama. I gave… donkey.”
The audience bursts into laughter. The choir giggles behind their hymnals. Even the narrator chuckles.
DONKEY (softly, with emotion) “And you know what? Everyone laughed. And it felt like love. Because sometimes, the best part of the story… is the part you didn’t plan.”
The donkey bows. The haloed angel claps. The curtain falls.
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